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Cut the Night with Modern Style

My neighbor and I dont really like each other. He and his boys are always out in his garage hootin and hollerin for their favorite sports teams, causing some serious commotion when they get all lit up on Bud Light.

Now, me and my crew, were into music. When the boys come over for vodka and cranberry, we chill in my garage and crank stuff like the Smiths, Depeche Mode, Haircut 100 and Erasure. And, guess what? The only neighbors that have a problem with us are the sportos next door. As soon as those big, dumb jocks hear the synthesizer, they start puffing up their chests like roosters in a cock fight.

The few run-ins weve had with the jocks have ended peacefully, that is until the other day. Mr. Knuckle Dragger and his crew decided to play some blacktop football in the cul-de-sac. Freakin Johnny U let go of a Hail-Mary that his butter-fingered buddy missed. The pigskin promptly bounced into my garage, smashed my CD player and knocked over the CD rack. When I saw that my rare copy of the Boomtown Rats was scratched, home boy had a war on his hands.

My friends and I plotted our revenge later that night. Unable to come up with a fresh idea, we decided to plow his new landscape with my Hummer H2. The boys and I loaded up, backed out of the garage and gassed it right through his azaleas. Next up were the agapanthus and Japanese elm—whamo! Before leaving, I pulled a couple sod-slinging donuts just to add my signature; thats when the H2 clipped the resident garden gnome and we lost a headlight.

We quickly got the Hummer back in the garage to assess the damage. Other than some branches in the undercarriage, red paint on the bumper from Mr. Gnome and the busted headlight the tough H2 fared well. But I knew I was in for a hefty bill to replace that headlight. I was really concerned because my SSI check was still two weeks off and I didnt want to get a fix-it ticket.

My friends turned me onto this really cool online auto accessory shop that offered aftermarket headlights for the Hummer. Not only were they way cheaper than the ones GM sold, they came in all kinds of modern styles. This way, I replaced the light and added a custom touch to my ride. I went for the set of diamond-cut crystal lenses with skulls in the reflectors. Thats right—skulls! Now the H in my H2 stands for haunted. And, when jockey boy and his bros are out playing whiffle ball, I give em quick flash of the skull beams so they know to watch their backs—and their front yard!
About The Author It’s easy to find custom headlights and other auto parts. Your neighborhood shop should have a wide selection and most online parts stores offer more choices than you shake a stick at. The internet makes it easy to shop for the best deal and you get custom parts delivered right to your doorstep.- David S. Brooks
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